You are harboring negative energy
and it's spilling on to me
and I don't want any!
Come on! Please!
I'm not playing your games. No!
Okay, so just look at the ocean.
Now breathe.
Slowly!
Clear your mind.
Just concentrate on your breathing.
Okay, in...out.
In with the good,
out with the bad.
Oh!
Please don't answer that!
Hey, Carl.
Come on, let me talk to him.
You have a minus-two penalty to your hit roll
because you're blind right now, think!
Hey, Rick, I haven't seen you in a while.
Are you sick?
What's the deal?
Carl, I'm on the road. Come on!
I'm moving McAllister.
Oh yeah.
Hey, is she there?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, come on, he wants to talk to me.
Stop it.
Listen, Bombadil,
I'm the dungeon master.
You can either roll again
or I can dock you a thousand experience points
for not playing in character.
Carl! Carl! Thanks.
Carl, I need you to change my flight.
Get me on the last one out of L.A. on Monday, okay?
Okay, sure.
Come on! Come on!
Will you shut up! Come on.
I think we're done for the day.
Carl?
I am so sorry.
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
It was an accident, honest.
I just want you to enjoy yourself
for at least one minute.
I enjoyed that.
Good?
Nope.
How long does it take you, girl?
Oh, shut up!
How about now?
No.
Now? No.
Are you done?
Yes.
Aw, you've been driving all day.
Aren't you tired?
Yes.
Well, then, why can't I drive?
Because-- I know how to drive a stick.
I-I believe you.
You know what? If I died, it's your fault, I'm going to be really upset.
Uncle Max is going to be devastated.
Mr. McAllister is going to freak out.
I know. Please.
Okay look, let me make you a deal. Just listen, okay. Hear me out.
How about we switch off, we never have to stop, and we just keep driving?
Please, please, please, please! I...okay.
What?
Okay. Really?
Yeah. Oh! Alright. Come on.
Putting my life in my hands. Oh, shhh!
Get it? You got it? Yeah.
Okay. I got it.
Are you good? Yeah, I'm so good. Whoo!
This is nice. Yeah, really.
I think I'll take a nap. Okay.
What? Nothing.
You're just... go to sleep!
Your mommy says go home.
Hi, Richie.
Richie, hi.
What a surprise!
Mom?
Okay, I know you wouldn't have done this for yourself,
so, I looked at your driver's license and I drove all night and, you're home!
Now listen, you two just get right in the house and get warm.
I'm going to make you the best waffles in the world.
I can't believe you did this! We should be in Arizona by now.
Okay. Can't we just say hi? Please?
We're already here, and she's making waffles.
We can't just leave.
Okay.
There's something you should know about my dad.
He's different.
He's weird.
What's your name, son?
Mrs. Robinson?
All right,
so, how do we do this?
I like a lot of strawberries.
And syrup.
And butter.
So how long have you had super powers?
Who told you I have super powers?
Oh, I have 'em, too.
How long has that been going on?
Well, I've been able to fly for about...
six-and-a-half years now.
Flying's good.
Yeah.
Butter? Yes, please.
Would you like me to warm this up for you?
Oh, yes, please.
These waffles are unbelievable.
Thank you. it's my pleasure.
Do you think I could take a picture with you, Mr. Robinson?
I guess so.
Visible or invisible?
Invisible.
Can you wait just a minute? Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no you don't!
Now you stop that. You stop that, right now!
What have I said? Get your-- Will you stop it?
You can't see me! I'm invisible! Stop it! Right now!
You can't see me! Stop it, William.
Can't see me! Yes I can.
William, William, listen to me. You are not invisible.
Mom.
Rick.
Hi, Dad.
What are you doing here?
We're having breakfast.
Well, leave me alone. Leave me alone.
Oh honey, just go wait downstairs, please.
He doesn't want you to see him like this.
It's okay. Shhh.....
How ya doing?
Let's just go, okay?
He's okay now, he's sleeping.
He's really glad you came, Richie.
I'm really sorry. Honestly, I didn't know.
Oh, he'll be fine. Don't you worry.
You're welcome anytime.
Are you coming for Christmas?
I don't know if I can yet.
Oh honey, I'd much rather you come and see us than send checks.
We're not going to starve, you know.
I know, Mom.
Well, I told your father you would come back, so...
Could you please come back for Christmas?
Okay. Okay.
Oh great. I'll be back for Christmas.
Was he always like this?
No.
He used to be really cool.
But when I was about 15, he lost his job,
and his mind,
and most of our money.
It's a real treat bringing friends home.
Especially when he decided to be invisible.
Yeah, well, if it makes you feel any better, my father actually was invisible.
He left when I was young, and mom didn't really cope with it well, so...
I went to live with my uncle when I was thirteen.
I'm sorry.
It's all right, don't be.
I turned out okay, didn't I?
Oh, thanks.
What?
Uh, nothing.
Put your glasses on. You're making me nervous.
My eyes are tired.
You know, I could always drive.
Yeah, I don't think so.
After what happened last time, we'd probably end up in Alaska.
I did mention the gas gauge was broken, didn't I?
Yes. Didn't I?
Yes, yes you did.
And I accept the consequences for it. Consequences?
What would those be?
My ass is on the line, not yours!
Whoa, whoa. Rick. Rick!
You ruined my life!
That was rude, wasn't it?
Okay. Okay. You know what we're going to do?
We are going to pretend this didn't happen
and that we're just taking a little break, okay?
Okay.
And, I apologize.
Oh, you gotta be kidding.
Save Dorothy!
I can't believe this is happening to me.
You do realize I have to be on a plane in 24 hours.
Can't you take the bar another time?
I'll lose my job.
I was valedictorian. Top of my class in law school. Straight A's.
All the way through.
I can't mess up now. Not even this once.
Do you really care about this job that much?
It's everything I've worked for.
It's everything I've ever wanted.
Everything?
Yeah.
Okay, then.
Okay. If this job means that much to you,
then I promise I will do everything in my power to get us there.
We're going to make it.
All right? We're going to make it.
Just as soon as someone comes along.
Hey guys!
Orlie!
I told you.
Okay. Come on.
Thanks a lot. You're good to go.
No, d-d-don't wake him up.
Don't wake him up. Sorry.
So, what's your ex-boyfriend do?
He used to be a fireman.
Well, that's interesting.
Wow.
Well, there's not as many fires as you think.
So, why are you scared of girls?
I'm not.
You can't talk to them.
I'm talking to you.
Well, that's a little different. How?
Okay, let's practice.
Pretend I'm this beautiful,
very beautiful woman.
And we're on a train, and it's cold,
so I have to sit very close to you.
Okay? Okay.
Hello.
Hi, do you want to go out with me?
Yeah, okay,
or you could just introduce yourself first.
Okay. Okay.
Hello.
Hi, I'm Rick.
Hello, Rick.
What do you do?
I'm a law intern.
Yeah, okay, when you meet someone,
you want to put your best foot forward.
Okay? So, say...
Say you're taking the bar exam in 20 hours,
and you have this amazing job lined up
with the best law firm in Miami. All right?
All right.
So, Rick,
where do you live?
Miami, Florida, USA.
Oh! Oh, Miami, I love Miami!
Oh, the beach, the ocean, the sand...
oh, the water, oh...
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Wow, yikes. Skin walkers are coming.
I liked how you were with my dad.
Yeah?
Well, actors have a lot in common with the mentally ill.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
I think we're gonna make it.
I gotta call Carl.
Oh, good, because I really need to tinkle.
Don't force it.
...and all I see around me are the stars,
I'm naked, and, uh,
I speak Portuguese for some reason.
Why Portuguese?
Well, because it's a beautiful language. Hello?
Carl, it's Rick!
Who? Rick.
Rick who? Copy room Rick.
Hey, Rick.
Oh, I booked you on the 7:30 out of LAX.
It's the last one if you want to make the Bar.
Great, we'll still have a couple hours to spare.
Hey, how's the studying going?
Pretty good, pretty good.
Could we get some more eel sauce? Sure.
Thank you. You want to go get that right now?
Carl, you need to think about the future.
In the immortal words of He-Man,
"There is magic all around us, if we stop to see it."
Or was that Lion-O from the Thundercats?
Uh, I have to go, Rick.
I'm... I'm entertaining someone.
Okay, come on, let's go.
In a minute.
Dance with me.
What?
Dance with me.
Really? What about the Bar exam?
What about your dream job? What, did you forget?
Five minutes. One dance.
Live a little.
What would Uncle Max say?
I really don't care what Uncle Max would say right now.
Oh...Oh!
# This night belongs to you and me #
# You can only be what matters #
# Because you're seeing all I need #
# Your kiss was all that mattered #
# It would take the world to bring me down #
# The whole world to down #
# It would take the world #
# To bring me down #
That ain't yours!
That happens.
Hey, what's happening--
You know, you're actually a really good dancer.
Thank you.
Skin walkers are coming.
Oh, my God. Orlie!
Locke, don't open the hatch!
Orlie, are you okay?
Orlie. Yeah, I'm okay.
Rick, what are you doing?
Waiting for a semi to come finish me off.
No, we can't just give up.
The truck's gone! Wow.
Yeah, but so is Dorothy.
Well, at least they didn't take my stuff.
Y'all okay?
Lost my truck.
Left it right here.
What do you drive?
A Paradise.
Paradise, I'm sorry--
I'm sorry for that.
Earl, who'd steal a damn Paradise truck?
Oh...
Oh, you think the Lady's got it?
Maybe.
Now, when you guys see the Lady,
you've got to be respectful.
Is she someone important?
Yeah, if'n you want to get your truck back.
So, she knows where it is?
The Lady knows everything. Yup.
Lady knowed everything.
You'll get your truck back,
or...
It's that big door over there.
Now, ya'll ask for the Lady,
all right? Okay.
Well, get out!
Come on, now!
Thank you. Get going.
All right, remember,
don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.
There's no one here.
Me and my friends want to see the Lady!
No, no, just wait a minute.
Hi.
We're here to see the Lady.
Yeah.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Come on, show a little backbone, will you?
You.
Yeah?
What's the capital of Kentucky?
Lexington.
Frankfort.
Louisville?
Frankfort.
Knowledge.
You know what I'm saying?
Now, I really don't cotton much to strangers
just dropping by uninvited in my little establishment here,
so, you'd better have a very good reason.
Someone stole our truck.
I don't see anybody talking to you, skirt.
Yeah, but I-- Someone stole our truck.
Mmm, you think I took it.
No, I-- I mean, never.
But supposin' I did,
I wonder what could possibly be in it for me.
Oh, well...I've got, like, 34 bucks in change.
And you can have him.
Or, you two boys could work it off.
I've been just itching...
to smell myself some new blood.
Hey, Vincent!
Tell the boys we gonna have ourselves...
a show!
I'm sorry, sir, w-when you say "blood,"
what do you mean?
Hey, you ever see that movie?
It's called,
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
Only, like, 17 times.
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
# Where are all the real men now #
# One who leads the pack? #
# Someone when the smoke has cleared #
# He's ready to attack #
# It's hard to be a wrestler #
# There's gonna be disaster #
# Because we need a great defender #
# That will fight you till the end #
# Looking for the champion #
# A hero that's going right to the top #
# He's got to be willing, he's got to be bold #
# No one can touch him, It's for the gold #
# Looking for the champion #
# A man made of armor, a knight made of steel #
# He's got to be heavy, he's got to be real #
Let's not do this!
It's our destiny.
You boys put on a good show, now,
because I'm going to be thinking real hard
about what happened to that there truck of yours.
I won't fail you.
Listen up!
Last man standing... wins!
So we can hit below the belt, right?
Hey, Vincent,
give me 500 bucks down on this here red boy.
What about biting?
And gouging? Can we gouge?
Okay, Orlie, we just got to sell it.
Make it look good.
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
Go, Red, go!
Whoa!
Argh!
Green! Green! Green!
Ohh!
Get him!
Ahhh!
Hey, Rick, are you okay?
Rick?
Aw, he'll be fine.
What about the truck and the pig?
Mmm...well.
Now, that would be sort of unfortunate-like, because--
You don't understand.
We've got to get that truck back.
No. You don't understand.
Look, in the past three days,
I've been drugged by Bohemians,
stuck in a filthy Jacuzzi with a couple hillbilly swingers,
woke up naked in a motel next to him,
and then was forced by a man who calls himself the Lady
to fight in a cage like an animal.
You put on one good show,
and I even made a couple of bucks off Little Red there,
so, makes me feel all warm and generous-like inside.
You earned it.
But you little ones, you be real careful, okay?
All right, man, you did it!
We're back on the road!
Om...
# 27 bottles of root beer on the wall #
# Take one down, you pass it around #
# 27 bottles of beer on the wall #
Ah! # 26 bottles of beer on the wall... #
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop the truck!
This is it.
Somewhere over there,
I'm going to find the place where my body is waiting...
waiting for its true owner.
Congratulations.
Take care, brother.
Thanks, Orlie.
Sorry about leaving you.
The whole bimple thing threw me off a little.
No worries, friend.
Here.
Take this.
I won't need this anymore.
Thanks.
Oh, you be careful.
Don't worry about me.
You two just keep up the good work.
Until we meet again.
Well, just think,
in a few hours, this'll be all over.
Finally.
Can't you just pretend you're going to miss me
for one minute?
I could, but I'm really tired right now.
Seriously.
I mean, do you think we'll see each other again?
Honestly...
I don't know.
Well, you don't fail to spoil a moment, do you?
Well, what do you expect? I mean,
we're both going to go our separate ways.
You're going to go to Hollywood to become a big actress.
And I'm going to be a money-hungry lawyer.
It's very simple.
Really, what's changed?
Nothing, I guess.
Maybe you should get some sleep.
You made it.
You're late.
Well, we hit a few snags, sir.
Can you open up the crate for me?
Y-- Yeah.
There's a surprise for you in there,
a token of my appreciation.
Go on.
You're-- You're looking for something...
quite small.
I thought you might like it back.
I called you a cab.
You can leave the truck here.
# At least, come join me #
# Within the belly of the big blue sea #
# Set a sail, catch a breeze #
# Come on, don't forget to fill your suitcase #
# Now watch it sink #
# Because where we're going we don't need a thing #
# Not a map, or a receipt #
# Because where we've been is who we used to be #
# We started wrapping our regrets in cloth #
# Are you defined by all the things you want #
# Or did you get caught up in the things that we are not? #
Airport? All right.
Thanks.
# You were born to believe #
# You can't get lost #
# So when you'd run, you'd always get too far #
# Now there's nothing you haven't seen #
# But where we're headed we have never been #
# Past the pavement that we used to walk #
# Past the people that we used to know #
# Oh, come on, go #
# Past the people that have broke our hearts #
# We started laughing at them from afar #
# But now we climbed too high without a rope #
# Come on, go #
# No, we are not swans #
# Nor are we as ugly #
# As we think we are #
# We don't care for compliments but please don't stop #
# No, come on #
# Come on #
# We are not swans #
# We fit into each other #
# We are Russian dolls #
# Where somewhere in the center sits a beating heart #
# But come on, come on #
# We are not swans #
Where's Michelle?
What, did you change your mind?
No, but I have something I need to do right now.
And I love Michelle.
You love my niece?
She's on the beach.
Wait.
You take good care of her,
because I can still break every bone in your body.
And we're opening an L.A. office.
Go.
# Now do you feel we've gone too far? #
# Or do you fear we reached the top? #
# Or do you feel like letting go? #
# Well, come on, hold on #
# We are not swans #
# Nor are we as ugly... #
Hey, Michelle!
Ugh!
What, you can't say good-bye? Ow! Ah!
I thought you liked me.
I do!
In fact, I--
I think I love you.
Okay, then.
# We have got each other, I'd say that's enough #
# So come on, come on #
# Come on #
# Mm, mm #
# Oh, oh #
# Ooh, you said you don't #
# Put out your heart just for me #
# Yeah, you did, you know #
# Remember? Oh, yeah #
# Finding out what could have been #
# Is it just for free? #
# When suddenly, it's in front of me #
# It's all I need, you see #
# I can't believe my eyes #
# Oh, my Lord #
# I can't believe #
# I can't believe my eyes #
# Woman #
# Oh, oh #
# Mm, mm #
# Ooh, you know #
# I've never been like this girl before #
Rick, this is Carl.
I just wanted to leave you a message.
Your phone's not working, for one.
And second...
these questions were harder than I thought they would be.
But I saved you a seat in case you arrive late.
I mean, I don't know if that does you any good,
but uh...I just want to tell you
what a good friend you've been, Rick.
I'm gonna call you back.
# I can't believe my eyes #
# Woman #
# I can't believe my eyes #
# Oh, oh, oh, it's true #
# Yeah, it's true #
# Yeah, you did what you do to me #
# Yeah, you do #
# Woman #
# I can't believe my eyes #
# Oh, woman, I can't believe #
# I can't believe my eyes #
# No, no, no #
# I can't believe my eyes #
# Woman #
# I can't believe my eyes #
# Yeah #
# Mm, mm #
# Oh, oh #
# Ooh, you said you don't #
# Put out your heart just for me #
# Yeah, you did, you know #
# Remember? Oh, yeah #